January 17th, 2005

The blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be some mistake. He thought she probably meant one-and-a-half gallons, so he knocked on her door to check and make sure before he left such a large amount milk.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or one-and-a-half gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman said, "Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "Oh no, just up to my tits."

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