January 17th, 2005

A man was in a terrible traffic accident and his manhood was torn from his body. It was so badly mangled that there was no possibility of re-attaching it. However, the man's doctor assured him that with the latest technology in modern medicine, his manhood could be restored. However, since a penile replacement was considered cosmetic surgery, the man's insurance wouldn't cover the procedure.

The man said, "How much is it gonna cost?"

The doctor said, "Actually you have a choice. I can give you a small one for $3,500, or a medium one for $8,000, or a large one for $15,000."

The man said, "That's a easy, Doc, I'll take the large one."

The doctor said, "Not so fast. This is a big decision and it has major implications. I urge you to talk it over with your wife, sleep on it, then you and I will talk again tomorrow."

The man agreed.

The next day when the doctor was making his rounds, he stopped in to see how his patient was doing and found the man looking totally despondent.

"Is everything ok? Did you talk to your wife?" the doctor asked.

"Yeh," the man replied, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."

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