January 17th, 2005

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. As he sat there sipping his drink, a sexy young woman walked over and took the seat next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well," he replied, "I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, baling hay, doctoring calves, cleaning the barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, feeding the dogs . . . yep, I guess you could say I'm a cowboy."

The woman said, "Well, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I'm in the shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything I do makes me think of women."

The two sat side by side, sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

The cowboy replied, "You know, I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

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