January 17th, 2005

A guy was sitting quietly reading the paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolling pin.


"Yow! What was that for?" the man hollered.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name

Marylou written on it," she replied.


"Geez," the man said, "You could've asked me! Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."


His wife said, "Oh honey, I'm so sorry, I just over-reacted. I should have known

there was a good explanation."

A few days later, the guy had just turned on the TV and was watching a ballgame when his wife walked up and whacked him on the head again, this time with the iron frying pan which knocked him out cold.  When he

came to, he looked at his wife and said, "Now what the hell was that for?"


"Your horse called," she said.

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