January 17th, 2005

A man came home from work and found his 42-year-old wife happily jumping up and down on their bed, squealing with delight. He said, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?

The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just saw my doctor today and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband said, "Oh yeah? What did he say about your 42-year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she said.

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