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The Cab Ride
One fall evening, a cab driver picked up a nun and after she got into the cab, the cab driver wouldn't stop staring at
her. The nun asked him why he was staring and he replied, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
you".
The nun said, "My son, you can't offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."
The cab driver said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun."
The nun asked, "Well, are you single and Catholic?"
The cab driver, who was now getting very excited, said, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic..."
"OK," the nun said. "Pull into an alley."
The cab driver skidded to a halt in the first alley he came to, and the nun fulfilled the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss
that made him blush and then some. When they got back on the road, the cab driver suddenly started crying.
"Whatever is the matter?" asked the nun.
The cab driver whispered, "Forgive me, Sister, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess. I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun said, "Oh, that's okay, my name's really Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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