August 18th, 2006

A boy and his father from the mountains of Iraq had come to America and were wandering around a shopping mall. They were amazed by everything they saw but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy said, "What is it, Father?"

The father responded, "I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father continued to watch, an ugly old woman with long black stringy hair, a wart on her nose, saggy breasts, and hairy legs walked up to the silver walls and pressed a button. The walls opened up and the old woman walked between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles with numbers above the walls light up.

As they continued to watch, the circles lit up in the reverse direction, the walls opened up again, and a gorgeous young blonde stepped out.

"Allah be praised!" said the father. "Go get your mother!"

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