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The Promise
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There he was greeted by George
Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted to end America's liberty, so we gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the
nose.
James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense!" He took a sledge
hammer and whacked Osama's knees.
Thomas Jefferson came next and said, "I believed in justice for all and justice shall be yours!" Jefferson gave Osama a swift kick in the butt.
Osama was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, and 65 more people who had the same love for liberty
and America.
As Osama writhed on the ground he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!"
Just then, God walked up to the judgement throne and replied, "I told you there would be 70 Virginians waiting for you. What
did you think I said?"
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