March 11th, 2006

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asked Cheney what he would like and he replied, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. replied with his trademark wink and a grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaimed. "How rude! You're starting to act just like Mr. Clinton!"

As the waitress stormed away, Cheney leaned over to Bush and "Jesus, George, it's pronounced KEESH."

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